You are not here to be liked.

You are here to be remembered.

You are not here to go viral.
You are here to go deep.
Into their psyche.
Into their bloodstream.
Into the rooms they haven’t even stepped into yet—but somehow,
your name already lingers there.

This is not a marketing course.
This is a reclamation of your resonance.

Because let’s be honest:

You know how to create.
You know how to sell.

But something in your field still feels… incomplete.

Not because you’re missing a strategy.
Because you’ve outgrown the way you’ve been seen.


Marketing is not a megaphone.

It’s a frequency.

It’s your voice when you aren’t even speaking.

It’s the way your energy enters a room before your body does.
It’s the scent of your soul on someone’s skin after they read a single post.

You are not inconsistent—you are unaroused.
You are not too much—you are uncontained.
You are not invisible—you are untranslated.

And in Slow Sex, Fast Money™,
we don’t fix you.
We free you.


The Premise Is Simple:

The slower you drip your essence into the world,
the faster the money comes.

Not from shouting louder.
Not from faking urgency.
But from becoming undeniable.

This is where feminine marketing stops being performative…
and becomes primal.

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She is ready to stop whispering. She is ready to slow down her marketing and speed up her money.

This Course Is For the Woman Who...

  • Is no longer available for cold content and lukewarm likes.

  • Craves to be fully seen in her multidimensionality, not edited down into an aesthetic.

  • Feels like she’s speaking—but not quite being heard by the ones who matter most.

  • Is watching less gifted people rise faster, not because they’re better—but because they’ve anchored their resonance.

I didn’t learn this from textbooks. I lived it in my bones.

I’ve made over eight figures with nothing but my words, my essence, and my womanhood.
No ads. No cold DMs. No click funnels.
Just frequency. Desire. Devotion.
I’ve served over 40,000 clients and students across the globe.
Built a revolution—not with noise, but with resonance.
Not with pressure, but with power.

And now, I’m handing you the blueprint.
Not to copy—but to remember the codes you’ve always held.

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“I still "worked" but it didn't feel like work. I simply switched from playing the game on Hard Mode to playing it Easy Mode because I DECIDED it gets to be easy. Then NORMALIZED that sh*t really really fast. It took over a year of releasing limiting beliefs to get here though, but ladies, Inner Work really works!!! Please don't give up.”

—Lucy, CEO Boss Queen


“I was SO NERVOUS to launch my own YouTube channel and you told me 'you just have to do it.' Then I filmed my first video and put it as unlisted because I was anxious to make it public....and you said, 'I INSIST that you publish it right away.' Thank you for the gentle & loving nudges for me to expand more fully into my message.”

—Amanda, Content Creator + CEO Boss Queen


“If you had told me last year I would find a group of female friends I enjoyed, I wouldn't have believed you. To find women who I can speak openly to, and go deep with, and reciprocate by holding space for them... well I seriously might cry writing this because it's such a blessing and a healing to see how quickly and perfectly God can bless us.”

—Jenn, CEO Boss Queen

What You’ll Receive:

Module 1: The Sacred Seductress Frequency

Marketing as Erotic Energy

  • You’ve been told to “show up.” But what if you could turn on?

  • You’ll learn how to move like a siren in your content—slow, deliberate, dangerous.

  • This is where your nervous system meets your magnetism.

Module 2: Visibility Without Violation

Healing the Witch Wound

  • You’ve been burned before. We all have.

  • In this module, you’ll regulate the ache of being seen and misunderstood.

  • You’ll remember how to rise as the oracle, not the martyr.

Module 3: Magnetic Messaging

Say Less. Mean More.

  • Your words should taste like prophecy.

  • This is the frequency of clean seduction—no hooks, no hype, just heat.

  • Copy that converts because it lands in the body.

Module 4: Archetypal Branding

Let Them Obsess Over Your Essence

  • Your brand isn’t a logo—it’s a spell.

  • We’ll unlock your unique blend of the Lover, the Muse, the Huntress.

  • You’ll build a brand they feel, not just follow.

Module 5: Strategic Slowness

Why Fast Money Requires Patient Energy

  • Fast doesn’t mean frantic.

  • This is the masculine skeleton beneath your feminine flow.

  • You’ll learn the sacred structure that holds wild seduction.

Module 6: Content That Converts Hearts

The Alchemy of Storytelling

  • Teach. Tease. Tell. Transmit.

  • We’ll work with the 4 content frequencies that turn scrollers into seekers.

  • This is storytelling as divine spell work.

Module 7: The Pre-Sell Portal

Creating Desire Before the Offer Drops

  • Launch foreplay is real.

  • You’ll seed. You’ll simmer. You’ll stir the ache.

  • So by the time you open the doors—they’re already halfway undressed.

Bonus Temptations


The Irresistible Aura

How to Sell Without Speaking (Until They Beg to Know More)

Launch Like a Lover
A step-by-step map to launching the feminine way:
tease, reveal, seduce, open.

Course starts live on April 21, 2025. 

What Happens When You Say Yes:

  • Your content stops feeling like a chore and starts feeling like a ritual.

  • Your brand begins speaking for you—even when you’re offline.

  • Your audience stops ghosting and starts craving.

  • You stop editing your soul and start embodying your spell.

If You’re Still Asking…

Do I need a big audience?
No. You need a big energy. That’s what we build here.

How is this different from Divinely Soul’d?
That was the sacred YES. This is the slow seduction that makes the yes inevitable.

Can I do this if I’m multi-passionate?
You must. This course is built for Huntresses—fast, full-spectrum women who cannot be boxed.

Come Closer…

You’ve already mastered speed.
But now, you’re mastering gravity.

Let your energy do the work.
Let your message become a spell.
Let your marketing feel like the slowest touch…
and the fastest path to devotion.

This is Slow Sex, Fast Money™.

And it’s your time to drip.

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